Soon there will be lyrics to every 3SP song ever written! You can quote and read them backwards for encoded sublimic messages that will make you eat a bowl of cookies
before you smoke the same bowl. Crazy jazz!
Greeting Song
hey
hey
hey
soul pimps would like to say 'hey'
(background radio announcer: hi, good afternoon coming to you from outside sunny, sunny Seattle and with me in the studio today is the super sonic soul pimps! our phone number is 1-800-PIMP, give us a call, caller number 13 wins a glow in the dark penis ...)
well now, super sonic soul pimps, the next generation
we hope you're feelin our love vibration
we're paying for the tuition of your sexual education
sugar daddies of erotic sensation
now on the bottom and you're hearing our fat sound
Intellijamus on the bass and man he's layin down
hips are shakin in anticipation
get back, i funk the nation
ii'm intellijamus unanimous slaminus
masterbass slapping junkie
super soul funnkie singer
MC rapper daddy jackson comming at ya
i'm a big green monster like the great godzilla
i stomp on chumps crushing punks by the millions
i'm a bad mutha fucka with my side kicking brothers
super sonic soul pimps would like to say ...
hey
hey
hey
soul pimps
hey
super sonic
soul pimps
well now look behind the drums
oh my god i can't believe my eyes
super sonic soul freak Otto E. Roticize
the ultra funky white shaman slave to the rhythm
the hypo-chronic hydroponic fist of flying jism
O to the double T O dontcha know
i'm at the show ready to blow (blow his wad!)
play the drums, make a beat and bust a rhyme
play a funky ass groove in perfect time
and i'm a natural born freak and you wanna know why (why?)
cause i'm Psychoactive Otto E. Roticize .. sing it
hey
hey
hey
super sonic
soul pimps
now that you've met my bros i'd like to introduce myself
Taboo the guru is the defender of the commonwealth
spending my time spreading love, playing music
feeling good cause i'm doing what i'm choosing to
we are the 3SP and we would like for you to realize
we're on a mission and we're going to revitalize
retro porno funk you're about to be hypnotized
super sonic soul pimps
would like to say hey
hey
hey
hey
hey, yeah, yeah, yeah
hey, hey, hey, hey ...
My High
what do you do whatcha do, do, do
what is your motivation, where do you get your inspiration
why do you do what you do what you do now baby? why do you do?
what is your motivation, where do you get your inspiration
if you wanna know I'll clue you in
consuming herb is my favorite sin
I take a toke about once an hour
I'm mutha funker, hess got the power huuh!
my two brothers and some killer bud
is all i need for peace and love
if you don't dig it thats up to you
I do what i do what i do what i do
some people ask why i get so high
so let me tell you, let us tell you why
my high
it's my high
my high
it's just right
just right
it's my life
my life
it's my high
what do you do?
what do you do whatcha do, do, do
what is your motivation, where do you get your inspiration
now why do you do what you do what you do now baby? why do you do?
what is your motivation, where do you get your inspiration
my life is lovin and the 3SP
I live it to the fullest constantly
it doesnt matter where i am
Intellijamus the man i am
some people ask 'what do you believe?'
well Im exactly what i want to be
my life is killer because i choose it
I get my message out through my music
some people ask me why i get so high
so let me tell you, let us tell you why ...
my high
it's my high
my high
it's just right
my high
it's my life
my high
it's my high
what do you do?
what do you do whatcha do, do, do
what is your motivation, where do you get your inspiration
now why do you do what you do what you do now baby? why do you do?
what is your motivation, where do you get your inspiration
I told you once and ill tell you again
im dynomite were superbad
steppin up super huminoid
now introducing captain cannabanoid
wanna know what helps the captains brain (what?)
cubenza frenzy high totally insane
party butt naked with the Jackson brothers
the super sonic celebration lasts forever
so if you ask me i cannot lie
so let me tell you, let us tell you why
my high
it's my high
my high
it's just right
my high
it's my life
my high
it's my high
I Call You Out
I call you out, do you except?
out on the playground after school
you think you're cool, but i think you're not
we'll settle our difference in the parking lot
now i look kinda frightened
but i've got nothing to fear
you might tower above me
but i'm the biggest one here
i call you, do you accept?
out on the playground
you're popular, I have no friends
brains over brawn, who will win in the end?
i call you out, do you accept?
i call you out, do you accept?
i call you out, do you accept?
i call you out, do you accept?
do you accept, do you accept
do you accept, do you accept
do you accept, do you accept
do you accept, do you accept
i do
i do
i do
i do
The Day I Became Cool
shoop
ooo shoobie
shoop
ooo shoobie
I wasn't always this way, so ultra chic so super cool
i never made any friends, back in catholic high school (catholic high school girls rule)
oh and the girls never paid attention, my pursuits were always in vain (caholic high school girls rule)
until that one summer day when my whole life changed
shoop
oh shoobie
shoop
oh shoobie
I was just stopped at a red light driving around in my 76 pinto
when a girl pulled up next to me and asked me to roll down my window
she said 'do you want to get high' and i said 'baby, are you talking to me?'
ever since that the rest is history
i'll never forget
that day
that i
became cool
shoop
ooo shoobie
shoop
ooo shoobie
now ever since that day i'm this super cool guy (super cool, he's a super cool guy)
she took me out to the park got me stoned, she got me so high (she took me on a ride and i'll never forget)
oh i'll never for get that girl you know she changed my life (long dark hair, emerald green eyes)
if she were here tonight you know I'd say ...
i'll never forget the day that i became cool
Say Something
why don't you say something
let's talk about it
why don't you say something baby
let's talk about it
open you mouth and move your lips
and the words just come right out
why don't you
say something
baby i can't help it that i look this good
i turn all of the heads of the ladies in the neighborhood
people always coming up to me, they're looking for some action
but baby i got you, you're my satisfaction
why don't you say something
let's talk about it
why don't you say something baby
let's talk about it
open you mouth and move your lips
and the words just come right out
why don't you
say something
how can i convince you baby you're the only one
psychoactive boy want to write the next line but I thought it was dumb
shut up ... YOU shut up
i'm still working on the words to the second verse
but baby when i get done you'll be hearing about it first!
why don't you say something
let's talk about it
why don't you say something baby
let's talk about it
open you mouth and move your lips
and the words just come right out
why don't you
say something
baby this isn't very funny, now put that gun away
i can't be with you every single minute of every single day
now quit that fucking jealous shit baby and get a grib
you're really pissing me off, i'm sick of this shit!
Space Cadet
space cadet
space cadet
space cadet
space cadet ... what did you forget?
space cadet, he's a
space cadet, i'm a
space cadet, she's a
space cadet ... what did you forget?
i wake up in the morning oh shit i think i forgot to set the buzzer on my travel alarm clock
jump up i can't find my clothes, where's my wallet no one seems to know
so i'm headed into work late for the umpteenth time, boss says i nearly lost my mind
ran outta the house locked my keys in, buck naked and i'm totally freezing
space cadet
space cadet
space cadet
space cadet ... what did you forget?
space cadet, he's a
space cadet, i'm a
space cadet, she's a
space cadet ... what did you forget?
well i traveled to the market but i can't remember why, what was it that i wanted to buy
walk around in haze for hours, finally said 'fuck it' and i bought some flowers
to give to my girlfriend whats-her-name, try to make it up i forgot her birthday
jump in my car and i'm on my way, fuck i forgot to pay
space cadet
space cadet
space cadet
space cadet ... what did you forget?
space cadet, he's a
space cadet, i'm a
space cadet, she's a
space cadet ... what did you forget now brother Taboo?
Action Verb
Go!
I can run I can fly, I can jump in the sky
I'm an action verb, action verb
I can stroke I can swim, forgive me for my sins
I'm an action verb, action verb
i can scream i can yell, pretty girl you ring my bell
I'm an action verb, action verb
go, go, stop
go, go, stop
go, go, stop
go, go, stop
running, flying, leaping, jumping, everybody's doing something
action, I'm an action verb
creeping, crawling, hugging and mauling, everyone's looking for a piece of action
I'm an action verb
that's why we're eating, drinking, pooping, peeing, everybody doing it
hey! action
that's why we're humming, strumming, beating, thumping, everybody's singing something
about action
stop ... go
i can walk i can talk, i go and then i stop
I'm an action verb, action verb
i can stroke i can swim, forgive me for my sins
I'm an action verb, action verb
i can sing i can yell, i can count to a thousand
i'm an action verb, action verb
go, go, stop
go, go, stop
go, go, stop
go, go, stop
running, flying, leaping, jumping, everybody's doing something
action, I'm an action verb
we're creeping, crawling, hugging and mauling, everyone's looking for a piece of action
action verb
that's why we're eating, drinking, pooping, peeing, everybody does it
hey! action
that's why we hum, we strum, we beat, we thump, we love to hump and hump and hump
action
Burn
Burn!
Oooeeeoooo Ahhh
so look what I find
move too slow and get left behind
jump a little closer, the tempature's rising
it's the thunderpig and white lightning
look what you see
is it real of fantasy
life is sweet like noodle-rama
so do a little check and test my karma
come on baby burn
come on baby burn
come on baby burn
make your body burn
Oooeeeoooo Ahhh
so what do i do
do i do it like you'd like me to
(something something) limit what you see
you decide what is and will be
look at the time
gotta run down to the 5 and dime
buy box of inspiration
spread it all across the nation
come on baby burn
come on baby burn
come on baby burn
make your body burn
burn .... burn ... burn .... burn
Otto E. Roticize
i've got a girlfriend
spread out in a pornographic magazine
she's so fine now
well i've got to eroticize, you know what i mean
i've got a girlfriend (he's got a girlfriend)
i found her in a 7/7 Oui magazine
she loves her sisters
got to eroticize you know what i mean
otto e. roticize
are you eroticized
when the roomates have gone away
it is time to masturabate
when the roomates have gone away
it's time to
i always stay home now (he's so alone)
so i can otto e. roticize, you know what i mean
Green Card
money in my pocket
for a mail order bride
she's a Filipina woman
she's got that lustly lady drive
got greeen eyes
she's got smooth silky tigh
she never plays dead
and she likes to give me ...
i might buy you a new car
i might buy you a diamond ring
what about he kids and the dogs in the backyard?
all you wanted me for was a green card!
she won't get a job
and she's such a goddamn slob
she plays with my head
and I think she wants me dead
she doesn't wash her butt
and she's grown a big fat gut
and she don't give a damn
i'll bet she's sleeping with the garabage man!
i might buy you a new car
i might buy you a diamond ring
what about he kids and the dogs in the backyard?
all you wanted me for was a green card!
green card, green card, green card, GREEN CARD!!!
Heads
he's got his head
i've got my head
she's got her head
what do we got?
we've got heads
we've got heads
celebrate
carved out of stone
skin stretched round bone on my shoulders
it creates the soul and controls the body below
shape of an egg, shape of an egg, shape of an egg, shape of an egg
we've got heads
we've got heads
we've got heads
celebrate
the pit of the peach helps me to reach this conclusion
it returns to earth where the knowledge continues to grow
shope of an egg,
i know how to use my head
it's responsible for what i just siad
and if you knew how to use yours too
we wouldn't have to sing this to you
heads
whoa, whoa, whoa
heads
celebrate
Solitary Emotion
lately it seems
you're always in my dreams
ethereal emotion
coming from you
baptized in your potion
i'm drowning in your ocean
continuation of you
but i feel a little different
when I'm all by myself
i have my own little secrets
when i'm all alone
solitary devotion
the world is always in motion
such a beautiful feeling coming from you
so let me know when you're able
i'll throw my cards on your table
continuation of you
but i feel a little different
when I'm all by myself
i have my own little secrets
when i'm all alone
i'm alone, i'm alone, i'm alone, i'm alone
Cross/Bred Soliloquy
it was a dark and stormy night
the atmospheric conditions were right
for the procreation, of a hybrid nation
an alien human combination
I, Doctor Bred, was close at hand
to join their incompatible DNA strands
who is they you say, and I say to you
hear my words for they are certainly true
a mother space and a pimp for a dad
a more perfect union was never had
while in their encouter of the closest kind
the aurora borealis lept from the sky
and struck papa pimp at the base of his spine
he exploded, leaving his legacy behind
now proud as a stepdad I give to you
Intellijamus, Otto, Taboo!
Wonder Bred's Lament
I am the man who helped create
the first the species of a brand new race
I love these crossbreedsl ike my own 3 sons
their father was human, their mother alien
people of earth you will soon see
theres more to life than this reality
look to the stars and the 3SP
you too will know the alien creed
wonder bred we love you so
we think you're wonderful
Dangling Participle
dangling particple, he's a verb and an adjective
dangling particple, he's a verb and an adjective
incongruous with it's putative noun
you can find the subject in the lost and found
nonsensical menaing, atypical verse
a dangling particple makes it hard to converse
respect is due to this grammatical rule
if you wann learn you've got to stay in school
nonsensical meaning, atypical verse
a dangling particple makes it hard to converse
a participle is a complex word
acts both as adjective and action verb
when dangling, the meaning is unclear
so listen closely now and you will hear
dangling particple, ooo oooo
You Ain't
you aint nothing but an evil freak
killing every guy you meet
your the daughter of the devil
coming to take me under
when i look into your eyes
im in a trance and im parallized
your a wicked witchy woman
but an angel in disguise
you aint a princess or a goddess
your the ruler of the night
your a wicked romancer with a very deadly bite
black widow woman
makes love to you
she injects her evil poison
now theres nothing you can do
you aint got a single ounce of truth
running through your twisted bones
you inflict your evil spells on those that lust for you
like a fool i dove right in
and she rang my bell
now i got lipstick on my dick
and im going straight to hell
Lyrics coming for the following songs ...
3SP
- Psychoactive Boy
- Dangerous
- Frankenstein
- Mothership Blues
- Singles Ad
- Slave
- Pimp
Albino
- Thunderpig
- Exclamation
- Subtley Relieved
- Puppy Love
- Let's Go Camping
- Joe Schmoe The Garbage Man
Lost Tapes
- Ego
- Estranged By Desire
- Appliances
- I Love My Dog
- Board Wild
- Eye Of Gem
- Love/Hate
- Green Card
- Solitary Emotion
- I'm So High
- Hoops
