Okay, people. We're playing a show (with instruments, a dog collar and a box of crayons) next Friday March 28th at Nectar in Seattle. Fremont, to be exact. If you haven't been to Fremont it's where the hippies used to live but now it's full of assholes. But we like it there and hope you'll come see us.  We plan to rock exceptionally hard as Intellijamus is turning 17!!!!!

- Dr. Wonder Bred (still pissed as I'm living in Canada)

Although we think marriageUwanna is a confusing and mind-altering drug  that makes your feet tingle and your brain do backflips (think what it did to Sean Hemp's basketball career) the  Super Sonic Soul Pimps have agreed to play Seattle Hempfest this year. We plan to be stoned strictly as an experiment and proof of concept. Here are the details (get a pen out, you stoner, and write it down):

Hemfest, Sunday August 19th

3SP plays at 3pm

Mertyl Edwards Park

everyone is invited!

I'm Intellijamus, unanimous slamminus! When Wonder Bredus first told me aboutus the lostus tapesus I coudn't believe itus. These tracksus are off the hookus. I meanus Appliances, I Love My Dogus, Ego and I'm So Highus? Give me a breakus.  Sweet Jesusus, this isus the best thingus that could ever happen to usus!

I gave noticeus to my bossus at Sizzler. No more dishus washingus for Intellijamus!

Hello friends. It's been a while, hasn't it? We haven't forgotten you ... and we most certainly still love you with all our hearts (3 of which pump humalien blood, but I digress). In recent months we've unearthed sacred 2" reel-to-reel tapes that hold in their magnetic grip some of the most sought after b-sides in music history. That's right, unreleased songs from the original Super Sonic Soul Pimps recording sessions in our mobile RV studio/loveshack. Why did they never make it out into the world? Because we ran out of money and weed (duh!).  And these aren't the stinkers like most b sides. These are the true weiner dogs ... the creme brulee ... the most super and sonic of all our recording efforts. Behold the recently-discovered but yet-to-be-mixed 3SP tracks!

• Ego
• Crossbred
• Estranged By Desire
• Appliances
• I Love My Dog
• Board Wild
• Eye Of Gem
• Love Hate
• I'm So High

We've sent a search party out to find these classics:

• Bastard Lickers
• Time To Fly
• Eye of Gem
• Aliens
• Green Card
• Soul Food
• This Is It
• We Suck And We Know It
• Scoobie Doobie
• Hoops
• You Ain't

Don't you just want to scream with delight? Of course you do!  Scream!!!!  We love you dearly.  Do you love us dearly? Do you want to hear these tracks? Boo hoo hoo if you don't -- you're just lying to your self. You need help. Thankfully, the Docotr is in!


Your Humble Master,

Dr. Wonder Bred